I wrote this for our old site OvaHere.com as a “wish list” for Holidays 2005. It’s pretty prescient, if I do say so myself, including a hilarious ipod joke, and complaints about cell-phones and drivers with cell-phones. I’m pretty sure this article is why California decided to ban drivers from talking on the phone. Bravo me.
All I want for CHRISTMAS, I mean, generic politically correct holiday nomenclature…
Article by OvaHere Staff
December 14, 2005 –
The answer is C), but only because the rest of the test is developed so that in order to pass you have to be the kind of thoughtful person that wouldn’t want to have a loud cell phone conversation. OvaHere’s R& D department hasn’t yet developed the test, but check back early 2006 to see if you would pass. Probably not.